The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Boris Johnson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.