I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "we are a grandmother".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.