The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds engaging in steamy sex romps was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..