I’m not racist but surely allowing so-called new age travellers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that so-called new age travellers aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "the lady’s not for turning".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.