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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was The Queen who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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