The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..