Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow young muslim men such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but young muslim men have this week been revealed as setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps young muslim men would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Vince Cable who this week said, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is acceptable behaviour.