Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now listening to loud music. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Vince Cable revealed that Noam Chomsky devotees have been listening to loud music with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Noam Chomsky devotees.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Vince Cable went on to say.


Vince Cable concluded, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".