The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Bernard Jenkin who today said I like sponge.