Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hunt sabateours have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hunt sabateours. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.