The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was John Major who today said arbeit macht frei.