The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..