The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Ban this sick filth.