Followers of Hugo Chavez have been voting for Jeremy Corbyn the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

An unnamed source said of followers of Hugo Chavez, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Followers of Hugo Chavez made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.