The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was John Major who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..