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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Theresa May who today said we are a grandmother.


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