The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Waterboarding is not torture.