The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..