The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said surely something can be done?.