Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "the day of the yob is upon us".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.