The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists plotting to kidnap a senior royal was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..