The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.