Conservative head office has today said "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in injecting crack into primary school children on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.