The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders assisting asylum seekers was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Ban this sick filth.