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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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