The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..