The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses being foreign and suspicious looking was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..