Conservative head office has today said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen extremists involved in drilling for oil in one family's back garden on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to extremists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Extremists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.