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Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium’s comments come in a week that has seen Noam Chomsky devotees involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Noam Chomsky devotees it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Noam Chomsky devotees and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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