The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts causing cancer was Anne Widdecombe who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.