The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are helping so-called migrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers helping so-called migrants was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..