The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.