The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor looting and pillaging supermarkets was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..