I’m not racist but surely allowing paedophiles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that paedophiles aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Paul Dacre agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.