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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.


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