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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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