Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul). Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".