Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. French unions have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for French unions. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.