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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The Queen who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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