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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace eating babies was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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