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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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