The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Conservative head office who today said I like sponge.