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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for insane Brussels bureaucrats. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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