The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs ripping off hard working families was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..