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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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