The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to migrants squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..