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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to the unions binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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