The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..