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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Nick Clegg who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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