The Mail has learned that Islamist youths are responsible for smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

Has the world gone mad? Islamist youths are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Angela Merkel, who said "Ban this sick filth"